overhearing people talking about something u like
hearing that they talkin shit
*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*
did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy
now I do
I think I saw this on CSI once.
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
Beat it and leave it
One more month.
#ricefield #yamanashi #japan
there are days…